• Humor in politics is easy to find, but you must be willing to get your hands dirty while writing about it.

  • The name of the device that’s placed on your vehicle to prevent it from reaching its full-potential is called a governor. Can also be applied to state politics.

  • Waxing Political

    It’s been a long time (at least seven-years) since anyone has considered me a reporter, journalist, or what have you. It’s also been a long time since I’ve written anything about politics, though that’s how I made my ‘bread and butter,’ in the past. But then, a former ‘source’ has reached out to me, saying…

  • From Uber to Goober

    Then there are the times when I hear a really good story … and give that ‘cat’s tail a twist…’ “Really?” Tom complained, even though his car was empty, “A dark, rainy night, on a dead-end street and no lights anywhere. Great!” That was his view from the front seat as he made the corner.…

  • First it was the ‘Corona Virus,’ then ‘Murder Hornets.’ If ‘Flying Monkeys,’ show up — I’m outta here.

  • I never pay attention to my haters. In fact, I don’t even bother ignoring them.

  • People who pronounce ‘vase’ like ‘voz,’ deserve to be punched in the ‘foz,’ instead of the ‘face.’

  • It Creeps in the Night

    Another way a horror story comes to my mind…a photograph taken… They set up their tent under a nearby tree. After a day of playing in Frenchman Lake and then having a dinner cooked over the open campfire, they retired to get some sleep. A slight breeze blew throughout the night and this created a…

  • My wife is digging a grave-sized pit, claiming she has some planting to do. Must be the full moon.

  • My most useless purchase of 2019? A 2020 Day Planner.