A friend came to me and asked, “What do you think of Kanye West for President?” “Not on your life!” I answer. She frowns at me as if I said something wrong, “What does that mean?” “It means,” I say, a bit too defensively, “Did you see what he and Kim were wearing in that…

‘Laziness,’ that’s what I call my current affliction, it the only way I can describe my activity this morning. Nine-twenty and I’m jus’ rolling myself over to get outta bed. Of course, I turned off my alarm before it went off at 8:00 and even before then, I reset it from 7:00. By the time…

Not to brag or anything, but I’m very skilled at forgetting what I’m doing — while doing it.

In defense of alcohol, I’ve done some pretty stupid stuff while sober, too.

Bought some marijuana-infused toilet paper. My asshole has the munchies now.

A short tale about today’s society… Cain thought God was a fruitarian, offering Him what he had grown. “I made you in My image and like you, I eat meat.” Cain was butt-hurt. Then his brother, Abel appeared with his meat offerings. Digging the smoky aroma and that tangy sauce, God blessed Abel while pigging…

Bib-over-all’s have been a staple in my life for as long as I can recall.  As the name implies, they’re designed to be worn over top of regular cloths to protect them from getting dirty and torn. It’s rare now, to find someone wearing them as an ‘over-all,’ in a work environment. I certain don’t…

As I sat on my side of the bed this morning, pulling on my bib-over-all’s, I had a sudden flash back to a day, shortly before Grandpa Bill passed away. It was the end of summer, my brother and I were playing in the field next to the house. He was sitting in the shade…

It’s official – I’ve entered my sixtieth July. Don’t know if I should laugh or cry. Gonna take my time writing for the next thirty-one days. And I plan to stick to subjects that are not of the ‘supernatural/horror’ realm. Rather, I wanna touch on things that are of this world, true life, or as…

Told my wife that if she ordered one more thing from Amazon, I’d burn it. She ordered a scented candle.