So, you figure you can hurt my feelings? Think again. I used to hold the flashlight for my dad.

Once you know why pizzas are made round, packaged in square boxes and sliced into triangles, you will have a full understanding of women.

Don’t believe everything you read in a public restroom. Karen is not up for a good time. She’s not even friendly on the phone.

Bumped into a mannequin and said, “Excuse me.” After realizing it was a mannequin, I laughed, saying, “Thought you were a real person.” Then I realized I was still talking to the mannequin as it it were a living person.  This is a whole new level of weird – even for me.

With darkness falling earlier, I’m now taking my walks shortly after the sun has set. There is a small spot up the road from where I live that I like to drive to for these evening outings, as rarely am I ever disturbed by anyone. It also helps that there is a small pioneer cemetery…

“Christmas falls on a Friday this year,” the Brunette said. “I sure hope it isn’t on the thirteenth,” responded the Blonde.

At 87 years old, Angelo Whitlow is still a powerfully built man. Known better as Angie or Ange, he is not one given to wasting words so when he told me this story, I sat up and listened intently. At 87 years old, Angelo Whitlow is still a powerfully built man. Known better as Angie…

If I take ‘YearQuil’ now will I wake up in time for 2021? Asking for a friend.

“And just like that, she was gone.” – Forrest Gump, 1994. It’s one of the many classic lines that come from that movie. In this case, he’s talking about ‘Jennie,’ the girl, turned woman that Forrest has been in love with all of his life. It’s also how I’m feeling about writing at this very…

When I was a kid, we used to have so much toilet paper, we tossed in the trees.