My Cousin Elmo says, “Have a ‘good day’ sounds so friendly, but saying ‘enjoy the next 24 hours’ seems threatening.”

My Cousin Elmo says, “You know it’s cold out when you step in dog shit and roll your ankle.”

People keep sending me bit-and-pieces of information to put together like a jigsaw puzzle, and while a bunch of it is official-looking documents, it’s the photographs that best explain what seems to be happening in our nation’s capital.   Note the officer between the two groups. My assertion is that the one attending the Biden/Harris…

They had found the cave while foraging. It was tucked in the crags of a high cliff wall, accessible only by climbing. That was 1,115-years ago, and they made it their home. They decorated it with charcoal drawings and colored them using the natural flora found in the lower basin. Over time, the tribe grew,…

My wife is mad at me because I cannot control my tongue when it comes to bad drivers, and by saying ‘bad,’ I mean STUPID. Here is the situation: it’s a four-lane roadway, the speed limit is 55 miles-per-hour, and in the slow lane is a dually pick up truck doing only 50 mph, and…

Mental health is such a tricky thing and after watching two disturbing videos yesterday, I lost control of mine. The first video, about Anne Frank who hid from the Nazis in a secret room with her family for over two years. The other, about Elisa Lam who in 2013 disappeared and was later found drowned…

He lost nearly everyone, some to the virus, others to the vaccine. Now, Travis was forcibly removed from his house to a government relocation camp. Quickly, Travis figured out how to escape the compound. He immediately disappeared into the mountainous terrain of the high desert. Soon he regretted his decision as starvation had taken hold…

Mom loved her pulp mags. We always had four or five issues on the coffee and side tables next to our couch. One article I read when I was 11 was about Sister Aimee McPherson, an evangelist and founder of the Four Square Church. The story horrified me because, as I remember it, she burned…

It wasn’t until they had both cleared the town and were in an open field that it came to his mind that he might be chasing a shadow, so he stopped as the hooded man continued. No longer being pursued, the hooded man stopped and looked back, lowered his hood, revealing himself to be a…

Time trouble comes from not fully understanding how our perception can be distorted. For instance: Marilyn Monroe and Queen Elizabeth of England were born in 1926, and yet we think of one as an old woman and the other, a sex symbol. Anne Frank and Rev. Martin Luther King were each born in 1929, making…