My wife said no more puns, but I told her I can’t quit cold turkey.

Bet you didn’t know that the 1999 film ‘The Matix’ is actually a documentary?

Hindsight is 20/20. Kyle Rittenhouse should have remained with his ‘team’ instead of splitting off from the others. They should have been working in tandem. I know. Though a former police youth cadet and part-time YMCA lifeguard, Rittenhouse should have never claimed to be an EMT (emergency medical technician.) Negative perceptions are hard to overcome.…

UPDATE: Brooks posted a quote in 2016 on a now-deactivated Facebook account: “Run them over. Keep traffic flowing & don’t slow down for any of these idiots…” UPDATE: Brooks was convicted of statutory sexual seduction on November 1, 2006, for having consensual sex with a 15-year-old. Sentenced to probation, Sparks Police arrested him for failure…

Don’t forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds this Wednesday night before going to bed.

Oh, geez! People, do some research and don’t believe everything you see on social media. The name Chrystul Kiser keeps coming up in connection with Kyle Rittenhouse. She allegedly murdered her pimp in 2018. She has yet to be tried in connection with this crime and has been out of jail since June 2020. Finally,…

Guess I’ll do the work of the national media by telling the truth. Joseph Rosenbaum, the first man Kyle Rittenhouse fatally shot in self-defense, had multiple convictions in Pima County, Ariz., spending over 14 years in prison. He served the first ten years on his first rape charge, but for the two other rapes, he…

If you only watched or learned about the Rittenhouse trial via ABC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, or NBC, you will not know: The gas station, where they initially attacked Rittenhouse, is owned by his grandparents. They came on to his family’s property to attack him. Rittenhouse put out a dumpster fire being rolled towards that same…

I went to the saloon tonight and ordered a Kyle Rittenhouse, eight shots…

“You’re 37?” he said, standing by her office door. “You look much younger than that. I thought you were closer to 21 or something.” “Thank you,” she said as she smiled up at him. “What’s your secret?” he asked. “I let a demon possess my soul in exchange for eternal youth,” she laughed. He laughed,…