My Cousin Elmo says, “After his comments about Disney’s ‘Snow White,’ Peter Dinklage would make the perfect ‘Grumpy.’”

My Cousin Elmo says, “Biden dropped a Doocy in public and it was heard on an open mic.”

My Cousin Elmo says, “How am I supposed to relax when the word ‘truffle’ can mean both chocolate and fungus? And what do you mean by ‘chocolate covered mushroom?’”

In recent months, clerks in three Nevada counties have resigned in the middle of their terms, and two more have announced plans not to seek re-election. Reasons cited include health issues, family, burnout, and threats. Storey County Clerk-Treasurer Vanessa Stephens Carson City County Clerk Aubrey Rowlatt Lander County Clerk Sadie Sullivan Mineral County Clerk-Treasurer Christopher…

Amazon spent $20.3 million lobbying Washington lawmakers in 2021, while Meta, formerly known as Facebook, spent $20.1 million, the most either company has spent in a single year. The Senate is taking steps towards passing the American Innovation and Choice Online Act, which would ban large tech companies from using their platforms to give their…

In 2015, the Obama Administration held an official State Dinner at the White House for Chinese President Xi. Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla, seven months pregnant, were there. When the Zuck got to speak to Xi, he asked the communist dictator to give his unborn child a Chinese name. Xi declined. It was not…

“Don’t call the doctor,” she said. “I jus’ want to fall asleep with your hand in mine.” So he continued to hold her hand as he told her about the past, how they met, their first kiss. Then she whispered, “I love you.” He returned her words and gave her a soft kiss on the…

My Cousin Elmo says, “Snoring is bragging that you have fallen asleep.”

My Cousin Elmo says, “Smoking meth and posting Bible verses does not make you a Methodist.”

My Cousin Elmo says, “M&Ms has introduced a new purple Trans character, unfortunately it identifies as a Skittle.”