• My Cousin Elmo says, “My wife found a sink at our front door. I said, ‘Let that sink in.’”

  • Clark County Commissioners Accept Nearly $11,000 in ‘Educational’ Formula 1 Tickets

    Five Clark County commissioners reportedly accepted “educational” tickets valued at nearly $11,000 to attend Formula 1 race activities in November. The Las Vegas Grand Prix offered these tickets, and commissioners William McCurdy, Tick Segerblom, Jim Gibson, Justin Jones, and Ross Miller accepted them. The tickets, valued at $10,000 with an additional $900 for Nevada’s 9…

  • “Rubber Stamp Russell” to Retire

    Carson City District Court Judge Russell, dubbed “Rubber Stamp Russell” by critics, is reportedly retiring, and sources claim he has asked Governor Joe Lombardo to appoint his successor in June.  Known for his poor handling of election-related cases, Russell often dismissed such cases brought by conservatives or Republicans. He earned his moniker by routinely stamping…

  • My Cousin Elmo says, “Fani Willis literally fucked around and found out.”

  • Nation in Turmoil as EMP Strikes U.S. Power Grid

    Imagine, if you will, that the U.S. is currently facing the aftermath of a devastating Electromagnetic Pulse (EMP) attack on its power grid. As the lights went out across the country, the immediate impact on daily life became evident. Citizens are grappling with a sudden loss of access to mobile phones, the internet, and other…

  • The Little-Known Law Threatening the Private Investor

    It is a little-known law introduced in 1994, posing a threat to private investors by allowing financial institutions to use investors’ assets as collateral in times of economic crisis. Only South Dakota is addressing this threat, with lawmakers introducing House Bill 1199 on Monday, January 29, to rewrite the commercial code in the state. The…

  • Reno City Council Member Allegedly Violates Travel Expense Policy

    Reno City Council member Miguel Martinez potentially violated travel policies during his attendance at two separate conferences. Documents obtained by This Is Reno suggest discrepancies in Martinez’s submission of travel documents and expenses, raising questions about accountability and adherence to city regulations. Martinez’s first trip to the National Association of Latino Elected and Appointed Officials…

  • Nevada’s Rosen Criticized Over Property Tax Delinquency

    A recent review of tax records by the Washington Free Beacon revealed that Senator Jacky Rosen has been consistently late in paying her property taxes, raising questions about her financial management and commitment to public funding priorities. Since her first election in 2017, Rosen has twice failed to meet property tax deadlines for her $1…

  • My Cousin Elmo says, “A 1,000 pound horse can produce between 35-50 pounds of poop a day, which makes it the second biggest producer of horseshit after Karine Jean-Pierre.”

  • Today’s Absurdity Chronicles

    In a plot twist that even the most seasoned soap opera writers could not conjure, the political theater of the U.S. just hit a new peak of absurdity. Picture this: a Republican, who is secretly a registered Democrat from Ethiopia and moonlights in the Israeli Defense Force, loses an election to — wait for it…