• The Weight of War

    At the bottom of my rucksack, I kept letters from a girl named Debby in a plastic bag. They weren’t love letters, but I wished they were. After our long march, I’d dig my fighting hole, wash up, and read those letters. They made me imagine romantic strolls along Pebble Beach or through the Redwoods.…

  • The Hypocrisy of the Washoe County Democratic Convention’s Need of ID’s

    The Washoe County Democratic Convention held at Hug High School has stirred up controversy, shedding light on what some perceive as a hypocritical stance on voter ID requirements within the Democratic Party. Critics have long accused voter ID laws of being discriminatory, particularly against minority communities, citing various articles and court cases to support their…

  • Hit-and-Run Claims Life of Adviser to Cortez Masto

    A senior adviser to U.S. Senator Catherine Cortez Masto lost his life in a hit-and-run incident at around 4:30 a.m. on Saturday, April 6. Kurt Englehart, 38, was pronounced dead at the scene of a two-vehicle crash, which occurred at the intersection of Kietzke and Peckham lanes behind the Reno-Sparks Convention Center. The occupants of…

  • Gallant Exposes Dictatorial Rule in Carson City

    In a scathing critique of the current legislative landscape in Carson City, Danielle Gallant, representative of District 23 in the Nevada Assembly, has shed light on what she describes as a tyrannical reign of power by the Democratic Party. She points to the systematic stifling of Republican initiatives with little room for dissent or debate.…

  • Godspark

    Damn it, I have been viewing the coming solar eclipse all wrong. This realization came after reading a story about Stargates, wormholes, and black holes. On Monday, April 8, there will be heightened energies causing a shift, and NASA will attempt to prevent this shift to maintain the current state of the world. There are…

  • Global Gold Hoarding Begins Over Dollar Stability

    “Qu’ils mangent de la brioche,” is the most famous quote attributed to Marie-Antoinette, the queen of France during the French Revolution, words she probably never used. And still, she lost her head in the end. Central banks are increasingly stockpiling gold, signaling growing apprehensions about the stability of the U.S. dollar. Spearheaded by BRICS nations,…

  • Unprecedented Cicada Invasion Looms

    As if we needed one more thing leading into the coming solar eclipse, and this one straight out of a horror movie, trillions of cicadas, dubbed Brood VIII and Brood XIX, will emerge from their underground lairs in numbers unseen in centuries. These red-eyed insects, equipped with pumps in their heads and jet-like muscles in…

  • Parah Adumah

    A solar eclipse, NASA firing three rockets towards the sun, activation of CERN, a Devil Comet, and Israel preparing a cow sacrifice. Oh, you had not heard of the Devil Comet? According to NASA, a comet known as the “devil comet” is expected to pass by Earth for the first time in 71 years. Officially…

  • CERN, NASA, APEP, and the Solar Eclipse

    Apep is the ancient Egyptian spirit of evil, darkness, and destruction, embodied as a snake. He was the enemy of the sun god Ra and was born out of chaos. Now, NASA is going to launch three rockets called The Atmospheric Perturbations around Eclipse Path (APEP) during the total solar eclipse on Monday, April 8,…

  • Demonologist to Create Lovecraftian Entities at CERN

    The start time of the Monday, August 21, 2017, eclipse in Salem, Oregon, was sunset in Jerusalem, Israel. Both cities grew dark simultaneously as the event proceeded across seven U.S. cities named Salem, beginning in Oregon and ending in Salem, South Carolina. Salem in Hebrew is another name for Jerusalem, pronounced Yeru-shalem or Yerushalaim in…