-
Under the Stars of an Open Range
The sun was slipping behind the craggy Nevada hills, casting the land in shades of gold and violet, when Gus Turner, an old cowboy with a face as worn as the leather in his saddle, set up camp for the night. Dusty, his trusty chestnut with a bold white blaze, stood nearby, steady and watchful.…
-
The Shit Heaps of the Silver Tongued
The media bastards, all of them, they think they’re untouchable. Gods of the heap. Rulers of the goddamn pile. They sip their overpriced cocktails in their tight suits and designer dresses, patting themselves on the back for feeding the masses another pile of sanitized, pre-approved horseshit. They tell themselves they’re King of the Hill, but…
-
VFW Hall
It’s not the end of the world. Not yet. Fallout drifts like dead leaves, settling on roofs in the housing plan where the old mines have slept for years. The firestorms and shockwaves came and went, leaving survivors who don’t know what they’re surviving for. The houses, proud once, lean now, cinderblock corners giving way…
-
Turning the Page
In the sterile light of dawn, the city stirred under a weight of silence, broken only by the distant echo of heavy boots on cracked pavement. The Government had long ceased to be a mere institution; it was now a specter that loomed over every citizen, whispering promises of renewal while wielding the hammer of…
-
Statistical Anomalies in Nevada Voting Patterns Raise Concerns of Potential Election Manipulation
Measuring Disparities To evaluate the shift in voting patterns between Early Voting and Election Day: Define the Hypothesis: Null Hypothesis (H0H_0H0): The differences in voting patterns are due to natural variance. Alternative Hypothesis (HaH_aHa): External manipulation creates differences in voting patterns. Quantify Observed Ratios: By denoting the percentage of Republican opposition to Ranked-Choice Voting during:…
-
Stain Upon the Hearth
Compelled by forces beyond my comprehension, I must recount the most chilling episode of my earthly existence—a tale that even now sets my heart to quaking and my pen trembling as it scratches out these words. It was a winter’s eve, cruel in its desolation, the snow descending in a muffled pall, smothering the city…
-
Vodka and Butterflies
The day was yellow and dry, the sun hanging in the sky like a drunk in a doorway. She stumbled into the liquor store, the bell on the door chocking out a tired jingle. “A bottle of vodka,” she said. Her voice was paper-thin, the kind you ball up and throw away. The shop owner—some…
-
Do Not Park
I watched it all unfold from my fifth-floor hotel room, peering down onto the quiet street below. At first, I thought nothing of it—a lone old-looking woman in a wheelchair, inching her way down the sidewalk. She was slow and careful, maneuvering around a “Do Not Park” sign as if she had all the time…
-
Patron Saint of Poor Decisions
Last night, the missus insisted we watch Titanic once again. That fine tale of love, loss, and financial irresponsibility that only Thurston Howell III could appreciate. The tragedy of the grand ship is one thing–the actions of our heroine, Rose, who, in the ultimate act of questionable emotional decision-making, chooses to throw away a $250…
-
Out of the Blue
While busy patching a fence, a thunderstorm snuck over the mountains like a midnight cattle rustler. Seeing those dark clouds rolling in, I hightailed it away from the barbed wire, hobbled my horse, and squatted down on the balls of my feet like I was using a trench latrine. Now, holding that pose is about…