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Taking a Bath with a Toaster
It’s a peculiar thing about human beings that they’ll dabble in the most unnecessary experiments to prove a point that nobody asked to be proven. It is a quirk that sets us apart from the rest of nature. You’ll never catch a fox lugging a hornet’s nest back to its den for decoration, and you’d…
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The Lack of Reachin’ Back
You can’t keep knockin’ my noggin against a brick wall, expectin’ the wall to up and apologize for your actions. That’s about as useful as tryin’ to teach a mule algebra. Those bricks ain’t changin’ their ways, no matter how much you plead or pout. Bricks are stubborn things, and, truth be told, most folks…
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Go Ahead, Laugh Your Ash Off
While awaiting the return of my hound, Buddy, battling an infection in the recesses of the veterinary clinic, I found myself at the front desk, requesting a cup of coffee. In their infinite benevolence, they provide a veritable cornucopia of Keurig containers, with promises of caffeinated elixirs to soothe the anxious soul. Armed with three…
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Damn Dram
Ah, the tangled web of the newspaper game. It is a profession where best-laid plans are as likely to trip over their own ink-stained feet as they are to strike gold—or, in this case, government financial reports. Allow me to relate one escapade that began with the noble pursuit of truth and ended with a…
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The Encounter
It was as if I were dreaming. A soft, surreal haze enveloped me as I opened my eyes, only to find myself surrounded by a group of alien Grays. Their large, unblinking eyes hovered above me like something out of a nightmare. Before I could process what was happening, I felt a sharp pinch at…
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Quest for Control
It was hard to imagine anything worse than starting high school in a town with a population smaller than the cheerleading squad back in Reno. But that was Janie Wilson’s life now–Virginia City. A town so small and quiet it might as well have been the afterlife, except the dead were probably better company than…
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Election Analysts Report Potential Voting Irregularities in Clark County
Data analysts with the Election Truth Alliance (ETA), a non-partisan non-profit organization focused on election analysis, have completed an independent investigation into ballot-level voting data in Clark County for the 2024 U.S. Presidential Election. Their findings suggest patterns consistent with vote manipulation, similar to those in countries with confirmed election interference, such as Georgia and…
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Cut Him Down
Marshal Elijah Turner was riding through the scrubland, his horse, Samson, kicking dust behind him. The sun was high, and the heat was relentless, but his mind was elsewhere. He heard the voices before he saw the scene: two men, their voices harsh and cruel, laughing over some dark jest. Rounding a bend, he saw…
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The Soul of Peace and Security
Without liberty, peace and security are illusions of contentment shrouded in chains. True peace is not the mere absence of conflict, nor is security solely the assurance of safety. Both are hollow if they demand the surrender of one’s freedom. Liberty is the force that transforms peace into harmony and security into empowerment. When liberty…
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Shortcomings of Modern Technology
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man, when given the opportunity to showcase his wit, will almost certainly regret it. The truth was reinforced one evening as my wife and I embarked on the simple yet perilous task of creating a password for our household computer. As a man of modest intelligence and…