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Snack
Having thrown my back out again, I was stuck in bed when my wife popped in with a snack—crackers with peanut butter and a classic mom move, “Don’t stay up too late!” she warned, pointing at me like the bedtime police. I settled in, flicked on a movie about some giant, blood-sucking monster terrorizing a…
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Nevada Lawmakers Want to Teach Teens About Fake News—While Spreading Some Themselves
CARSON CITY – In a move both ambitious and ironic, Nevada lawmakers are pushing to teach students how to spot misinformation—while proving they might need a refresher course themselves. Assemblymember Cecelia Gonzalez, championing the cause of news literacy, lamented that false information spreads like a Nevada brushfire, citing rumors of ICE raids that “aren’t actually…
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Rosen Fights to Save USAID
Because Who Else Will Hand Out Free Money? In a move that shocked absolutely no one, U.S. Senator Jacky Rosen of Nevada declared the sky to be falling after former President Donald Trump—spurred on by policy adviser Elon Musk—announced plans to shutter USAID. According to Rosen, this act of bureaucratic demolition will result in nothing…
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Governor Calls for Bipartisanship
Legislators Try Not to Laugh As the 2025 Legislative Session kicks off, Governor Joe Lombardo has issued a noble call for bipartisanship—a time-honored tradition in American politics, wherein one side politely asks the other to stop fighting just long enough to pass the bills they like. The 83rd session of the Nevada Legislature began on…
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NV Energy’s Great Electric Disappearing Act
Shocking Tale of Modern Inconvenience Friends, neighbors, and sufferers of unexpected darkness gather close (if you can still read this by candlelight) for a tale of woe, wretchedness, and Wi-Fi withdrawal. More than 2,860 Lyon County residents have found themselves thrust back into the bygone days of yore—by which I mean the inconvenient era before…
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Lyon County Library Kerfuffle
Literary Indecency and Moral Outrage Gather for the latest installment of “As the Pages Turn,” featuring an intrepid band of Lyon County residents scandalized by learning that books—those sneaky little devils—contain words. Some of these words–if arranged in an unfortunate sequence, might hint at things the average adult blushes to acknowledge, but which nature has…
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County Leaders Gather to Brag, Bemoan, and Promise the Impossible
CARSON CITY, Nev. — In a stunning display of small-town pride, mild exasperation, and the ever-present need to remind the public that roads don’t pave themselves, five of Nevada’s county leaders assembled at Casino Fandango on Thursday to discuss the state of their domains. It was an event hosted by the Northern Nevada Development Authority,…
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Nevada State Police Confirm Deceased Man’s Name
He’s in No Condition to Disagree CHURCHILL COUNTY, Nev. — The Nevada State Police, in a remarkable feat of detective work, have successfully identified the name of a man who met his unfortunate and untimely end on Jan. 25 along Interstate 80. The victim, 26-year-old Rahul Nogivenname of Sacramento, Calif., perished in a spectacularly unfortunate…
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Gallows of Washoe City
Washoe City was no stranger to violence, but the cold-blooded shotgun killing of the stage driver and guard was something else entirely. The town was stirred to its core when Noah Hale, a rough-edged but respected ranch hand, was accused of the crime. With little more than circumstantial evidence and whispers of his temper, Hale…
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Virginia City’s Outhouse Races
From Protest to Prestige Well, bless their stars and all that is sacred in the world of racing–Virginia City’s World Championship Outhouse Races have managed to worm their way into the USA Today’s 10 Best Readers’ Choice awards, earning a shiny nomination in the Best Cultural Festival category. Todd Tuttle, the town’s tourism director and…