• Dust of a Man

    The road stretched long and empty, a thin trail of dust curling in the wind. Sagebrush whispered across the desert flats, and the far-off humps of the mountains glowed red in the dying sun. A lone figure trudged along, his boots far too delicate for the grit of Nevada, his coat tailored for a city’s…

  • A Senator’s Strange Notion of “Protection”

    In an attempt to appear both for and against something at the same time—a remarkable feat of political acrobatics—Senator Catherine Cortez Masto has voted down the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act because it is too broad and might lead to young girls being subjected to the horror of sports physicals. Now, one…

  • A Fine Example of Vanishing Lawmen, Or

    The Art of Passing the Buck There was a time in the great state of Nevada when law officers, upon hearing of a crime, would saddle up, spit in the dust, and ride toward trouble without a second thought. But alas, we live in modern times, and modern times complicate things that ought to be…

  • The High Price of a Roof and the Low Price of Common Sense

    Senator Jacky Rosen has taken up her pen—a mighty weapon in these perilous times—to beseech the Trump administration to reconsider its latest foray into the noble art of taxation, which, in this case, manifests as tariffs upon our neighbors, Mexico and Canada. The cause of her distress is not some abstract notion of international diplomacy…

  • California Man’s Get-Rich-Quick Scheme Ends in Get-Poor-Quick Fashion

    There is a peculiar and rather persistent belief among a class of men that banks exist as charitable institutions designed to distribute money to those with the gall to take it. One such gentleman, Mr. Sterlyn Lee Smith Jr., has lately found this assumption sorely tested and ultimately refuted by the United States District Court.…

  • Mr. Johnson Fines Hisself Arrested Despite His Best Efforts

    Mr. Timothy Dean Johnson, a man of remarkable persistence in the art of poor decision-making, has once again found himself acquainted with the hospitality of the Lyon County Jail. Deputies of the Lyon County Sheriff’s Office were summoned on February 19 to rid some local establishment of an unwanted visitor, only to discover that the…

  • A Man’s Drink

    The kitchen smelled of onions and garlic, the air thick with steam from the boiling pot. The young man sat at the table, his jungle boots scuffing against the worn linoleum. He tapped a cigarette from the pack, lit it, and let the smoke drift toward the ceiling. His mother stood at the stove, stirring,…

  • A Most Industrious & Deadly Enterprise

    Dismantled by the Spoilsports of Law Where there’s a road, there’s a rascal, and where there’s money, there’s a man eager to collect it by means otherwise. Such was the case of two enterprising gentlemen from Guatemala, whose industry in the field of human transportation was regrettably brought to an untimely halt last Friday by…

  • Update on Search for Missing 2-Year-Old in Oregon

    SILETZ, Ore. — The search for 2-year-old Dane Paulsen, who went missing from his home near milepost 21 on Highway 229, north of Siletz, has continued into Monday with increasing efforts from law enforcement and community volunteers. Dane was last seen on March 1 playing in his front yard. He wore a grey fuzzy hoodie…

  • USAID as an Example of Government Charity

    Here Today, Gone Tomorrow There is nothing quite so dependable as the undependability of a rogue government agency, and few know this better today than the folks at Catholic Charities and the Northern Nevada International Center (NNIC). Having thrown in their lot with USAID—the famed arm of Washington’s generosity—both organizations now find themselves staring at…