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Nevada Lawmakers Urge Governor to Hire Fired Federal Employees
In a move that might make even the most seasoned politician raise an eyebrow, Nevada Assemblymembers are asking Governor Joe Lombardo to give a second chance to those unfortunate federal workers fired by the Trump administration. The request comes in the form of a letter penned by Speaker Steve Yeager, Speaker Pro-Tempore Daniele Monroe-Moreno, and…
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Dayton Student's "Kill List" Sparks Alarm
No Real Danger Found Dusty as Dayton may be, and where the biggest threat to one’s peace of mind is the occasional tumbleweed drifting by, an incident has stirred the pot. A young scholar, perhaps influenced by too many adventure novels or an overactive imagination, found themselves with a “kill list”—the sort of thing one…
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The Great Nevada-Ireland Friendship Scheme
A Grand Exchange of Leprechauns Ever the land of bold enterprise and creative economics, Nevada has set its sights on a new and exotic trading partner: Ireland. Yes, that misty emerald isle where poetry flows like whiskey and the cows outnumber the citizens. Speaker Steve Yeager and Assemblymember PK O’Neill, struck by a fit of…
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The Fugitive and the Paradoxical Politician
Ain’t this a curious tale straight out of a dime novel—except it’s all too real. Picture this: a fella by the name of Jairo Paredes-Cota, a 41-year-old teacher with a rather unsavory reputation, was apprehended by U.S. Marshals and ICE on Thursday in Reno as if he were a runaway horse caught in a corral.…
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Gonzo
It was inevitable, I suppose. You don’t dive into the shark-infested waters of journalism without expecting to come out a little chewed up, and this time, I got the treatment: a pink slip, a half-debouched editor howling in some ancient, forgotten dialect, and an office chair sailing through the air like a demented frisbee. Fired.…
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Douglas Tigers Maul Fernley Vaqueros
If there’s one thing a ballplayer hates, it’s scraping by on a narrow margin. The Douglas Tigers must have had that thought in mind when they took the field against Fernley on Thursday, leaving no doubt as they ran roughshod over the Vaqueros in a blistering 12-2 victory. The Tigers’ bats, which had been relatively…
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A Mighty Small County with Mighty Big Ambitions
Nevada’s Storey County is the runt of the litter in size, yet the Reno Tahoe Industrial Center (TRIC) houses some of the largest manufacturing outfits this side of the Rockies. And now, it seems, the county wants more than a handshake and a shiny new fire truck when the next big fish swims into its…
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Pies, Profit, and Pandemonium
Silver City’s Most Delicious Auction Returns On the evening of Friday, March 14th, at precisely 5:30 p.m., the citizens of Silver City—those with good taste and those with merely large appetites—will assemble at the historic Silver City Schoolhouse at 385 High Street to engage in a spectacle that combines high-stakes gambling, culinary mastery, and the…
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The Return of the Indomitable Mr. Valdovinos-Hernandez
It appears that Attorney General Aaron Ford’s roster of “upstanding citizens” has gained yet another sterling member, one Rodrigo Valdovinos-Hernandez—who, now that the law had some say in the matter, ought to be somewhere south of the Rio Grande, rather than gracing the fair streets of Las Vegas with his continued presence. Mr. Valdovinos-Hernandez—also known…
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SWAT Corners Scoundrel
More Rascality Suspected In the grand tradition of outlaws discovering that their enthusiasm for mischief is no match for the long arm of the law, one Christopher Symes found himself rudely interrupted late Monday night when a well-armed assemblage of the law took an interest in his whereabouts. Authorities allege that Symes, alongside a collection…