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Nevada Bill Protects Obscenity in School Libraries, Threatens Prison for Those Who Object
In an era where common sense has been rolled up and smoked like a stank joint behind the school gym, Nevada’s Assembly Bill 416 struts onto the legislative floor dressed like a champion of free speech—but it reeks of something fouler. It promises “access,” “protection,” and “student rights,” but at its core, this bill is…
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Jobs for People, Not Just the Papered
By God, somebody finally read the room. In a rare and lucid moment of legislative utility, Nevada Assembly Speaker Steve Yeager has lobbed a political molotov cocktail at the temple of higher education gatekeeping with AB547, a bill designed to rip the ivy off the walls of public employment. College degrees? Overrated. Federal experience? Suddenly…
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A Bloated Bunch of Repeat Offenders Pretend to Be a Revolution as the Ragged Circus Hits Carson
The numbers are a lie–and I don’t care who printed them. Seven thousand people outside the Nevada State Capitol? That’s not just wrong—it’s delusional. Try 1,000 if you count the dog walkers and lost tourists. But the media machine needs its dopamine fix, and nothing gets clicks like an army of progressives with picket signs…
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Nevada Stikes Lithium Again, and This Time, They Want To Keep It
Tom Burns isn’t panning with a pickaxe and a whiskey flask, but give the man a wide-brimmed hat and a time machine, and he’d fit right in with the rest of the silver-mad bastards who lit up Virginia City like a Roman candle in 1864. Only this time, it’s not silver. It’s lithium — the…
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Genetically Engineered Beasts Stir Up a Whole Lot of Barking and Little Bite
Three mutant wolf pups — engineered in a lab with the precision you’d usually reserve for nuclear weapons or Michelin-starred sushi — are now roaming around some undisclosed corner of the United States like hairy, muscle-bound secrets. The company behind this Frankensteinian frolic is Colossal Biosciences, a startup hell-bent on turning extinction into a minor…
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Swallowed
The Marines went into the jungle to keep order. Days later, our camp stood empty. Gear untouched. No tracks. No blood. It began with a routine trip outside the wire. The chopper’s blades beat hard over the green sea of Central America that swallowed the horizon. I sat at the edge of the open door.…
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Caught With Their Britches Down–Again
Not being one to shy away from calling a spade a spade, nor a skunk, a skunk, if a man’s got a bucket labeled “truth,” he best not go to the online news site, Nevada Independent for a refill, lest he likes it full of holes and lies slicker than a greased politician at election…
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The Miss Curvy Pageant Comes to Call
Belles, Bustles, and Bodacious Beauty The fifth annual National Miss Curvy pageant unfolded in the City of Sin and Sequins, Las Vegas, like a Sunday picnic in a thunderstorm—loud, proud, and full of surprise. The pageant, held in March—just as spring was beginning to flirt with the desert—saw curvy queens arrive from as far off…
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Nevada’s Water Debacle, Or
Why Laws Don’t Plug Leaks Now, it’s a strange thing about water—man can harness it, hoard it, fight over it, and even try to legislate it, but he sure can’t make it. And for all the bills and acts and official declarations made from the marble benches of Carson City, not one of them ever…
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Rosen’s Latest Brainstorm Aims to Muzzle Billionaires, Fiddle with the Constitution, and Fix Everything (Again)
Well now, it seems Senator Jacky Rosen—bless her ambitions and damn her judgment—has taken it upon herself to rescue the Republic from the clutches of Citizens United, that Supreme Court decision which, in her mind, turned every corporation into a cigar-chomping robber baron and every political donor into a demon with gold teeth and bottomless…