• The Battle to Pump & Persevere at the University of No Lactation Value

    There is no great appetite in this world for tales about breast pumps and bureaucracy, but if there is a story worth milking, it’s this one. When Miss Patricia Orellana set out to do one of the most natural and noble things—feed her baby—she got tangled not in swaddling but in the tight and binding…

  • Nevada Troopers Thin as Dust

    Out here, where the sun scorches straight through your hat–and rattlesnakes outnumber Republicans by a whisper, there’s been a curious development in the affairs of our gallant Nevada State Police. Col. Patrick Conmay, with half a century of chasing scoundrels under his belt, and Lt. Col. Martin Mleczko, no greenhorn himself—have hung up their badges.…

  • Nevada’s Golden Goose Lays a Light Egg

    Well now, on the first day of May in the Year of Our Lord 2025, while most honest folks were worrying over spring plantings or checking their kin for sunburn, the high-and-mighty Nevada Economic Forum stepped forth and declared—without so much as a cough to soften the blow—that the state’s treasure chest would be $191…

  • Gamblers Win Less, Gaming Wins Less, But Carson Smiles

    It appears while the great gambling halls of the Silver State tried to keep Lady Luck in a headlock, she slipped free, kicked the Strip in the shins, and skipped off toward the high desert hills of Carson City—where fortunes may be modest, but at least they’re headed in the right direction. While the big…

  • Nevada's SoS Looks East While His Porch Sags

    While I don’t claim to know all the goings-on in Carson City, it seems to me Nevada’s a Secretary of State who’s got one foot in the Silver State and the other already boarding a train for Washington. Cisco Aguila has been named the new chair of the Democratic Association of Secretaries of State, or…

  • Two Nevada Cities and Too Many Slogans

    If you wandered past the Reno Federal Building on May Day with no particular aim, you might’ve thought the world was ending. Folks were red in the face, shouting into bullhorns like salvation depended on the volume and waving signs so fresh off the printer they still smelled like ink. Orchestrated by Indivisible Northern Nevada,…

  • Drifter’s Mic

    The sun hung low over the Wyoming plains, painting the sagebrush gold and casting long shadows from the Tetons. Jake Callahan rode easy in the saddle–weathered Stetson tipped back, Marine discipline in the set of his shoulders. He’d left the Corps after Korea, trading snow and mud and M1 Garand for open range and a…

  • Media Cries Wolf as UNLV Visa Panic Proves Premature

    Should you pass a newsstand this past week or chanced upon some solemn-faced anchor with a quiver in their voice, you’d have thought we were shipping students off in cattle cars and replacing them with scarecrows. Such was the hue and cry over the revoked student visas at UNLV, where seven poor souls—no more, no…

  • Nevada Legislators Learn the Art of Ballot Ballet

    Now, gather ‘round friends, and allow me to tell you of a curious show held recently in that fine circus tent of solemnity known as the Nevada State Legislature. The Secretary of State, a sprightly fellow named Cisco Aguilar, hosted what he calls Election Demonstration Day—a harmless soundin’ name–though it’s always wise to be suspicious…

  • Nevada Bill Aims to Fix Schools Without Mentioning Teaching

    The Nevada Senate, with all the pomp and certainty of a person selling snake oil, unveiled Senate Bill 460, dressed up in the high-sounding title of the “Education through Accountability, Transparency and Efficiency Act”—or, more quaintly, the “EDUCATE Act.” Senate Majority Leader Nicole Cannizzaro, who believes herself to be the Moses of modern schooling, led…