Horsford Melts Down in Committee Blood Bath

By God, the animals have taken over the zoo. Washington was already halfway to lunacy before the president cracked his knuckles and paused tariffs like a man switching off a lawn sprinkler.

The announcement hit the Ways and Means hearing like a jolt of methadone through a cracked IV line. And there was Rep. Steven Horsford—Democrat from Nevada, flailing and hollering like a prizefighter who walked into the wrong ring—shouting “WTF” into the sacred record like a man who just realized he bet his last nickel on a three-legged horse.

Horsford’s not wrong, mind you. He was loud, furious, a little theatrical—but not wrong. President Trump, that great disrupter, had just lobbed another grenade into the committee chambers from some undisclosed location, probably halfway through a Big Mac.

Ninety days. A pause on tariffs. No details. No memo. No plan. Just a tweet. Business as usual.

“Who’s in charge?” Horsford demanded, staring down Jamieson Greer, the Prez’s Trade Rep. Greer said he had not spoken to the president, and that’s when Horsford smelled blood. “WTF, who’s in charge?” he repeated, louder this time, for the benefit of anyone still sober in the back row.

It isn’t some quaint parlor spat between gentlemen sipping mineral water and debating tax code nuances. It’s the knife fight you get when a real estate mogul-turned-president governs by Twitter while Congress pretends it’s still running the Republic.

The Democrats aren’t mad about the policy—they’re angry that Trump outfoxed them again with a six-word tweet and a shrug. That’s the game.

Horsford banged on about small businesses, about steel, about aluminum. “Amateur hour,” he called it.

And he’s not wrong again—but don’t mistake outrage for wisdom. These are the same people who sat on their hands while half the Rust Belt rusted straight into the opioid abyss. Now tariffs are either salvation or damnation, depending on whose donors are in the room.

Then came the finger-wagging about Republicans not showing up. Smith from Missouri shot back like a Baptist school principal with a ruler: There are more Republicans than Democrats in the room right now, he said, with the wounded pride of a man forced to count noses in public.

Red-faced and righteous, Horsford asked for a colloquy—an old-school gentleman’s duel in the verbal arena. Smith denied him like a bouncer turning away a drunk.

Horsford seethed–tried again. “I asked if you would yield,” he snapped.

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