A Grubenman in a Grumble

Dayton’s Latest Arrest

Well, it seems that our good friend Quincy Lee Grubenman of Dayton has found hisself tangled in a predicament that could make even a cat think twice about chasing its tail. On the first Saturday of March, the Lyon County Sheriff’s deputies were doing their regular work, which, as fate would have it, included pulling over Mr. Grubenman on U.S. 50 near Retail Drive.

It wasn’t a fancy car he was driving, nor a particularly memorable one—just an unregistered contraption that seemed to have the same lawful presence as a windblown tumbleweed. But that wasn’t the most curious part of this little saga.

No, what caught the eye of our ever-vigilant deputies was the revelation that Mr. Grubenman, a man not unfamiliar with the law’s less friendly side, was allegedly not in compliance with his sex offender registration requirements.

Now, to make sure you know, when you find yourself on that list, the rules are clear as day—you’ve got to keep your registration up to date, just like you might keep your dog vaccinated or your shoes tied. Failing to do so is something the law doesn’t take kindly to, and neither did the deputies that day.

So, in a move that would’ve left any poker player thinking twice about their hand, Mr. Grubenman was arrested and carted off to the Lyon County Jail, charged with the felony of failing to register. One can only imagine what stories he’ll tell in there, though I suspect the deputies might have a few stories of their own to share about him.