Nevada State Police Confirm Deceased Man’s Name

He’s in No Condition to Disagree

CHURCHILL COUNTY, Nev. — The Nevada State Police, in a remarkable feat of detective work, have successfully identified the name of a man who met his unfortunate and untimely end on Jan. 25 along Interstate 80.

The victim, 26-year-old Rahul Nogivenname of Sacramento, Calif., perished in a spectacularly unfortunate collision, which has since become the subject of an ongoing investigation and, no doubt, several insurance company headaches. Authorities assure the public they have verified the last name and can confirm that it is indeed his actual name—though one assumes he is in no condition to argue.

The incident, which unfolded at the thoroughly unreasonable hour of 2:56 a.m., involved two large commercial trucks and a tragic amount of rotten timing. A 2019 International truck managed to overturn itself, leaving its trailer sprawled across both westbound lanes like an oversized speed bump.

As fate, poor visibility, or the general misfortunes of highway travel would have it, a 2019 Kenworth truck plowed directly into the overturned trailer, resulting in the demise of its driver. The driver of the Kenny sustained only minor injuries, proving once again that life is neither fair nor predictable.