CARSON CITY, Nev. — In a stunning display of small-town pride, mild exasperation, and the ever-present need to remind the public that roads don’t pave themselves, five of Nevada’s county leaders assembled at Casino Fandango on Thursday to discuss the state of their domains. It was an event hosted by the Northern Nevada Development Authority, sponsored by local businesses, and attended by people who care about county governance or lost a bet and had to show up.
Lt. Gov. Anthony Stavros made a surprise appearance to remind everyone that county commissioners are the backbone of Nevada—though one suspects they already believed that themselves. He waxed nostalgic about his time on the Las Vegas City Council, perhaps to emphasize that while Vegas has its brand of chaos, rural counties have found their special flavor of governmental headaches, too.
Storey County: Where Industrial Parks Save Lives and You Can Borrow a Cup of Sugar Through Your Neighbor’s Window
Storey County Manager Austin Osborne wasted no time explaining that without the Tahoe-Reno Industrial Center (TRIC), the county would be little more than sagebrush and regret. With Tesla’s tax revenue rolling in at $15 million, Osborne painted a picture of a county that had just stumbled upon a silver mine but couldn’t afford new boots.
The budget, he explained, is a precarious $30 million, but that’s not enough to replace a $25 million jail, fix $20 million worth of roads, and ensure that residents have water that isn’t left over from the last century. However, Storey County is striding in affordability—by deregulating everything in sight.
“We allow tiny houses. We allow small houses. We allow zero setbacks,” Osborne said proudly. “In some cities, you can look through the windows and see your neighbors. In our county, you can climb through the window and shake hands.”
Douglas County: The ‘Just-Regulated-Enough’ Approach
Douglas County Manager Jenifer Davidson made it clear that while Douglas County is modernizing, it is not, in fact, Storey County.
“We’re not deregulating to the extent that Austin is. We do have minor setbacks. We’re not climbing through windows here,” she assured the audience, to laughter and perhaps mild disappointment.
Instead, Douglas County is focusing on updating its development code, streamlining its bureaucratic labyrinth, and finding $6 million yearly to prevent its roads from crumbling into historical artifacts. The county, like much of the nation, is also suffering from a crisis of confidence in government, which Davidson described as the “paradox of government”—a phrase that sounds both profound and like something you’d hear just before someone raises your taxes.
Lyon County: Libraries, Lawmen, and Lots of Land
Lyon County Manager Andrew Haskin took a moment to highlight the county’s vast expanse and the plucky determination of its public servants. For example, the Lyon County Library System has five branches and a staff smaller than most fast-food restaurants, yet it somehow served 200,000 visitors last year.
Meanwhile, the Lyon County Sheriff’s Office has 84 deputies patrolling an area roughly the size of Rhode Island. They’ve managed to reduce emergency response times in Fernley and Silver Springs by 76 percent—either by increasing efficiency or subtly redefining what constitutes an “emergency.”
Carson City: The Open Book with an Expensive Safety Net
Carson City Manager Nancy Paulson reminded attendees that keeping the capital city safe costs an eye-watering $58 million out of the city’s $92 million general fund. Fire, police, and courts ain’t cheap, but transparency is free—or at least, Carson City offers it at a discount.
“Carson City is literally an open book,” Paulson declared before explaining that citizens can view every financial transaction in real-time, which is either a triumph of governmental honesty or an open invitation for armchair auditors to start sweating over office supply expenditures.
She also mentioned upcoming projects, including 210 new apartments downtown and a $15 million federal grant to spruce up Mills Park, which she called “Carson’s Central Park”—a bold statement, considering Central Park has a zoo, and Carson City has…optimism.
Mineral County: Where Hope Gets Measured in Rodeos and Rainbows
Mineral County’s Kyle Isom radiated enthusiasm for the small but scrappy community of Hawthorne, which recently held its first rodeo in 30 years. If that wasn’t enough excitement, the town also secured a grant to transform an old dirt lot into what Isom poetically described as a “community living room”—which is either an endearing vision of civic togetherness or a sign that people are getting a little too comfortable outside.
To wrap up his presentation, Isom shared a photo of a rainbow, which he claimed encapsulated the spirit of Mineral County.
“It’s freedom,” he declared. “It’s hundreds of miles of OHV trails. It’s barefoot skiing on the lake, launching a boat…”
And with that, the event concluded, leaving attendees to reflect on the trials, triumphs, and general absurdity of county governance—where the problems are many, the solutions are complicated, and sometimes, all you can do is point to a rainbow and hope for the best.
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