Authorities Remove Nevada Monolith, Space Aliens Threaten Lawsuit

The mystery of the monoliths continues to baffle and captivate. The latest development involves a shiny, 6-foot-4 prism found protruding from the rocks in a remote Nevada mountain range and removed by authorities.

How it got there remains a mystery. Furthermore, the Las Vegas police announced that it is still unknown who might be responsible, adding an air of suspense and perhaps a touch of exasperation to their social media posts.

The appearance and quick disappearance of the monolith near Gass Peak in the Desert National Wildlife Refuge has reignited a pandemic-era puzzle, reminiscent of the enigmatic obelisk from “2001: A Space Odyssey,” — though with less cosmic significance and more concerns about public safety.

Spotted by the sharp-eyed Las Vegas police search and rescue team, its serene presence among bighorn sheep and desert tortoises was deemed a public hazard and promptly dismantled.

The shiny spectacle joins a group of mysterious columns appearing and disappearing since 2020, from the Mars-like Utah desert to the streets of Las Vegas. With sightings in Romania, central California, and New Mexico, one might wonder if someone or something out there is having a monumental laugh at our expense.

The Utah Department of Public Safety assured us in 2020, “This thing is not from another world.”

The first monolith discovered in Utah was so remote that officials feared amateur explorers might require professional rescues. However, internet sleuths swiftly revealed the coordinates, leading to a surge of tourists who inadvertently damaged the area and left behind debris from their visits.

Nevada officials expressed similar concerns when they decided to remove their shiny visitor. On federally protected land illegally, the monolith was causing disturbances in an area meant to safeguard rare plants and animals.

Christa Weise, acting manager of the wildlife refuge, confirmed the removal but refrained from disclosing any details about criminal investigations, perhaps anticipating the arrival of space aliens.

The monolith is in a secret location as authorities mull over its fate. Photos on social media show it lying on its side, looking defeated, and leaving a sizable scar in the dirt where it once stood tall and mysterious. The removal in Utah left a similar mark, and the Bureau of Land Management is still investigating its origins.

The police kindly reminded everyone to stick to marked trails and leave their avant-garde art projects at home, as these installations pose a danger to people and the environment. Meanwhile, rumors abound that entities from outer space are preparing for a legal battle to reclaim their property.

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