The Biden Shuffle

My twice-broken back,
I’ve got a Biden Shuffle,
Pain clouds my foggy mind,
In an exquisite scuffle.

Let’s not argue left or right
And do the Biden Shuffle.

My chores are all completed,
The front yard is all mowed.
The laundry washed and all dry,
Folded and neatly stowed.

Let’s watch a master at work
And the Biden Shuffle.

Now I can go sit down,
With but a moment to spare.
Damn, I forgot ice cream.
Some days, life just is not fair.

Let’s not worry about his words,
But do the Biden Shuffle.

Doing the Biden Shuffle,
Share in my painful sight.
I’ll laugh at my effen plight
As you drink through the night.

Forget about the stairs, mister,
And let’s do the Biden Shuffle.

The brain thinks I’m still twenty,
Brain freeze, no kerfuffle.
It’s my back that slows me down,
Doin’ the Biden Shuffle.

Let’s stop playin’ politics,
Just do the Biden Shuffle.