Ode to Peterson

Oh look
Something else
That could never happen
Happened
If you believe
In merit
You are a racist
Is the most racist
Statement ever heard
Whatever you do
Do not cover the cameras with foam
Or otherwise, make them
Utterly inoperable
How will the government
Possibly Spy on you without them?
You are a bad man
Disguised as someone caring
You are missing
A few letters there
Alphabet boy
Always solving
The wrong problem
There is literally
Nothing
Too petty for
To extend their reach over
Forbid
Ban
Terrorize
Compel
The most incompetent leader
The Western world
A threat to freedom
And prosperity alike
Do not apologize
Do not apologize
Tell them to go to hell
Easy fix
Ban all straws
Sincerely
Fear-mongering climate tyrants
It is the same old
Economic-class warmongering
Same old
Same old
Since 1960
The green agenda
Will doom the poor
And the planet
Not that it cares
You can be
Certain
They are plotting this
It is terrible
What was done to you
Will not be wearing one again
Period
Not because of the health risk
However
Because of the Tyranny risk
Read this and think
Seriously
Think
How about
Take a long walk
Buddy
Off a very short pier
And no
That is not incitement to suicide
It is the use of an anachronistic
Cliche
To indicate my displeasure
Ironically
You know
A joke
Of the sort you could once tell
In a free country
Without having a passel of
Malicious low-rent power-mad
Tyrant wannabes
Up your keester
If you don’t understand any of this
Let me know
It can be explained further
Oh look
Something else
That could never happen
Happened