BOLO: Stolen Silver-colored Casket

Sometimes a news item flashes across the wire that cannot be ignored…

In the quiet hours of Thursday morning, August 10, the Fresno Police Department (FPD) received an unusual call — a report of a suspicious item nestled in the weeds by the side of a road.

Officers met a surprising sight — a pristine ornate casket resting incongruously in the grass. Its polished silverish surface gleamed in the faint light, standing out starkly against the muted tones of the landscape.

While the officers approached it cautiously, a sense of dark humor seemed to linger in the air. Vampires and zombies seemed to have chosen to steer clear of this peculiar discovery. The investigating officers left the thing lying where they found it.

In the ensuing hours, officers diligently cross-referenced stolen and lost reports, hoping to unravel the mystery behind the abandoned casket. Yet, their efforts yielded no tangible leads or explanations. And so, there it remained, an enigmatic fixture of southwest Fresno near Chandler Airport.

The local news, ever keen on the quirky and offbeat, caught wind of the story. The investigation led to a couple who lived close to Hughes Avenue, where it was lying.

The husband and wife relayed the story of their unexpected casket acquisition, explaining that they had intended to use it as a prop for their Halloween decor. They did not know until the segment aired on television that their casket had vanished from their garage.

But before they could pick it up from the roadside and return to their garage, someone stole it. They have since filed a report with the FPD.

In summary, the casket was stolen, found, and stolen again, all in one day.