A man boarded an airplane and settled into his seat, captivated by the sight of a beautiful woman heading towards him. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside him.
Eager to start a conversation, he nervously asked, “Business trip or pleasure?”
With a smile, she replied, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston.”
His surprise was evident, but he tried to remain composed. Curious, he inquired about the woman’s role at the convention.
She revealed, “I’m a lecturer. I use personal experiences to debunk popular myths about sexuality.”
Intrigued, he asked, “What kind of myths are there?”
The woman proceeded to share her findings.
Among them, she revealed that the popular myth of African-American men being the best endowed was a quality of the Native American Indian man. She also debunked the misconception of Frenchmen being the best lovers, instead identifying men of Mexican descent as the most skilled. Lastly, she mentioned that Southern Rednecks were known for their impressive stamina.
Feeling embarrassed, the woman blushed, realizing she had divulged too much, and apologized, saying, “I shouldn’t have discussed all this with you. I don’t even know your name.”
With a playful smile, the man responded, “Tonto. Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba.”
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