Billionaire Space Visitors

Other scientists called him a crackpot because he held unusual beliefs. His latest was that life forms from Outerspace were billionaires visiting from one of a thousand galaxies in the infinite universe while on vacation.

His colleagues howled with laughter after he made this latest theory public. They thought it was even funnier than when he claimed the Milkyway wasn’t a candy bar but more like a chocolate sundae with vanilla ice cream, and Spanish peanuts, over a chocolate sauce.

None knew that all these extraterrestrial beings visiting the plant were Interspace psychiatric attendants checking on their offshore looney farm.