Sensing her presence, he turned and offered to buy her a drink, saying ‘Belly up,’ while holding his hand out towards the space at the bar next to him. Without warning, the woman dropped on her back, lifted her shirt, exposing her belly.
Embarrassed, the man exclaimed.“Get up off the floor!”
By then everyone was laughing and poking fun at the woman as she returned to her feet, though she didn’t seem to mind.
“What in the hell was that all about?” the man asked, as he begrudgingly handed her a Guinness.
“Had a boyfriend – a master, actually – who used to treat me like his dog.”
After a lengthy draw from his beer, he asked, “So, are you house broken?”
The Old Blog in the Desert 
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