Herman

Herman Krakatoa is a profuse bleeder.
An massive eruption every minute.
He leaves puddles of sticky redness everywhere.
Everyone thinks him disgusting.
Herman bleeds so much he fills up city buses.
He bleeds all over the office.
He even bleeds on dogs, chicken and children.

Herman likes to go swimming.
The ocean is his playground.
Drives the sharkies insane.
They bite everybody.

Elon Musk bought Herman a Tesla.
Herman filled it with blood.
The millionaire built a rocket ship.
He sent Herman into outer space.
Now Herman bleeds on the stars.
He bleeds on other worlds too.
Drives the aliens insane.
They visit Elon often.