Nothing

A few years ago Tom quit his promotions job at a large multi-signal radio station. His boss called him the following day, asking what had happened to cause him to quit so suddenly?”

“Nothing happened,” Tom answered.

“Well, if nothing happened, why are you quitting?”

“Nothing happened. That’s why I left.” Tom replied.

“I don’t understand.”

“Never a lunch, a coffee, or dinner, never a birthday card, never an acknowledgement of a job well-done, never a pat-on-the-back and further, you either refused or failed to stand up for me when I did nothing wrong.  So, like I said — nothing happened.”