Butt — the Confusion

Here are two news stories that could easily be confused:

“The normally bland face of Uranus has become increasingly stormy, with enormous cloud systems so bright that for the first time ever, amateur astronomers are able to see details in the planet’s hazy blue-green atmosphere.”

“Reality TV star Kim Kardashian is the cover girl for Paper Magazine, where she’s photographed from the back, showing the world her bare behind.”

Meanwhile, the European Space Agency has landed a robot or something on a comet with a long-ass name. We need NASA back to make sense of these ‘star sightings.’