What Did You Call Me?

My wife will not allow me to shovel our driveway when it snows. She knows it only makes my back hurt worse than ever.

She’s nice like that.

So after four-inches fell, she came home from work and went straight to clearing the cement. It was dark before she finished.

Concerned for her, as it was bout 25-degrees, I walked out on the porch and jokingly called to her, “Get in here before you turn into Yeren.”

“What did you jus’ call me?” she asked in anger.

Yeren is the Chinese name given to the equivalent of our Sasquatch. I guess my wife didn’t know that.

She thought I had called her ‘Urine,’ and now she’s pissed at me.