Is There a Doctor in the House?

At first I thought it was some sort of spoof, but I decided to give it a try and it really was the correct phone number.  I dialed the ObamaCare’s national hotline at 1-800-318-2596 and it was answered by a polite sounding recording telling me I had the right number.

Now, for the ironic thing about all this types out : 1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O). So jus’ remember, it’s 1-800-FUCK YO to reach the next available health-care provider.