Munchies

Kay arrived home from the store with a couple of bags of groceries and a few personal items for the bathroom. After putting the food away, she went into the bathroom, where I heard the shower come on.

She was in there for around 20 minutes, which is unlike her, especially since the water had been off for nearly a quarter-hour. When she came out, I discovered why.

“So what do you think?” she asked as she held her arm out for me.

It was obvious she wanted me to smell her skin. So I took in a deep breath.

“Very nice,” I told her.

Then she showed me a bottle filled with a whitish lotion. It was a skin creme.

What I found most interesting about the bottle was its label. It had a large marijuana leaf on it.

I asked to read the ingredient on the back of the bottle, where I found it contained cannabis sativa seed oil.

Laughing, I commented, “You know that stuff will give you the munchies.”

“No it won’t!” Kay shot back.

A few minutes later she came out of her room and sat down on the couch to watch whatever I had on the television. She had yet to get completely comfortable when she jumped back up and headed across the room.

“What are you doing?” I asked.

“I’m hungry,” she answered, “and I’m getting some potato chips. Want some?”

I couldn’t answer her because I was laughing to hard.