Hapless Harry’s Big Fall

Reno 2011 — Senator Harry Reid looks like he got his butt kicked in a bar room brawl, but an Aide to the 71-year-old Nevada native says he fell while exercising in the rain. The fall caused him to dislocate his right shoulder and left him with a black eye.

Another report says the fall occurred when Reid leaned against a wet car, slipped then fell to the ground. And still a third claims he slipped in a puddle of water while jogging.

Almost sounds like the number of changes made to the story of how Osama bin Laden died. Whatever really happened — it must be hard for the old pugilist to admit he took an ass-whipping from himself.

Meanwhile, the hapless Harry continues to “Dream,” which is another subject altogether…