An Open Letter to Dumb A$$

Dear Dumb-A$$ —

You are a moron for stepping off the sidewalk and into the crosswalk at 16th and Prater in Sparks. Either walk across the road or return to the sidewalk from where you came.

You made a cluster of cars and trucks stop for you because the law states vehicles must stop and wait for all pedestrians to cross the street when you’re in a crosswalk. Then you stood there, like an idiot and waved at us to continue by as if you weren’t there!

We couldn’t go because your skinny-unwashed-a$$ was in the middle of that crosswalk and those driving, including me, would have been subject to a citation and a fine for failing to stop for a pedestrian in that crosswalk. Do you get the frickin’ picture, you scum-bum?!

And remember, you are not a traffic cop, but by standing in the center of a driving lane, you can quickly become road-kill. Good thing the driver on the otherside of the street stopped for you, because you had ‘target’ written all over you, you id-git.

And yes, that bird I flipped at you—I meant it! Not only did I mean it, it made me feel better, you freakin’ dumbsh*t!

Sincerely,

The Guy in the blue pick-up you called a Douchbag.