The Bet

1997

Sam bet Corky he couldn’t wrestle a big ol’bear
Then make love to a woman with long, black hair.
Well, Corky couldn’t let the other buckaroos down,
So he left the bar after having’ another round.

A couple of hours later at the same local bar,
Corky came in lookin’ really quite bizarre.
His chaps were tore up and covered with mud
And every pore of his body was oozin’ of blood.

He looked squarely at Sam and said with a smile,
“I jus’ spent a couple of hours in the wooded wild,
So bring on that woman with the long, black hair
Cause I’ve already done loved up to a big ol bear!”